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13.06.2025 06:44
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
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No way
Just Forget it!
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts